Jim!

My niece posted this on MySpace a few years ago, but I still laugh when I look at it.

There is only one way to get pregnant, and it is NOT “ON ACCiDENT”…ever.  Perhaps, in this case, “on accident” is defined as “teenagers having unprotected sex and disregarding the consequences”.
If you want to have sex you realize that this may happen, otherwise you shouldn’t have sex.  It’s really that simple.

This, of course, from the girl who routinely says she’s tired of people’s “drama” on Facebook.

Pot meet Kettle.