Jim!

Jim Skinny marinky dinky dink.

Jim A "Skins" movie bringing together the casts from series 1-4 coming out next year. BOOYAH!

Jim School's back in! Time for WalMart to start merchandising for Christmas.

Jim Ugghh.

Jim Heading to Cranberry Lake Campground next weekend with Laurie Ferris, Brian Harper Deborah A Harper, Michael Federman, and Gwen Kaplan. Looking forward to a great time, great weather (keeping fingers crossed), and a couple brews.

Jim Just watched "Starman". Hadn't seen it in years. After all this time, still a good film.

Jim Going pretty alternative with this one: Well I moved back from this faraway land, Walked right into a room with me mum and me dad. Well I saw my picture hanging on the wall, They tried to rip it and burn it but it just withstood it all and I said hey!

Jim Happy Labor Day Weekend to All, and to all a good night.

Jim Taco Bell no longer has the Cantina Tacos. Sadness ensues. :'-(.

Jim What to do, what to do?

Jim People who have celebrity despite having no discernible talent: (alternately: people who sleep with people and do unspeakable things just to get noticed) The Kardashians Paris Hilton Nicole Ritchie Kelly Osbourne Sharon Osbourne The Situation (name = OOOPID-stay) Bristol Palin Tila Tequila Lindsay Lohan Dr. Phil The entire cast of "Jersey Shore" If you have any other talentless celebrities to add, please do.

Jim Samantha Ronson's dog attacking another dog is newsworthy? #whatthefuckisthisworldcomingto?

Jim Happy 16th Anniversary to my awesome (and patient) wife, Laurie Ferris! I Love You and thanks for putting up with me for so long.

Jim Stewie to Matthew McConaughey: "You make me physically sick to my stomach and I wish that you would get a heart attack." & "You suck donkey ass." Stewie rocks.

Jim Life is just a fantasy. Can you live the fantasy life?

Jim Dear Mother Nature: I appreciate you making me NOT have to cut my grass by not letting it rain for about 3 weeks. HOWEVER, this shit is no longer funny and my yard looks less like grass and more like cheap carpet now.

Jim Question: Is it customary to share information between competing job recruiters if both want me for the same position?

Jim In a recent survey 78% of men said they enjoy sex in the shower. The other 22% have never been to prison.

Jim I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

Jim Laurie Ferris and I had a great time camping last weekend, and in the "It's a Small World" category, ran into someone who works with Shawn Colton's son, David.

Jim I am finding that my favorite couple on "True Blood" this season isn't Bill and Sookie, but Jessica and Hoyt. I am also VERY tired of Tara's incessant whining. All she's done all season is whine and cry. Someone please Shut Her Up!

Jim is more than a little assed-up at NBC for not airing episode 11 of "Persons Unknown" on the air, but did ONLINE only...and then didn't bother telling viewers that. #dipshits.

Jim The campsite across the road is playing country music. By that I mean the shitty, twangy kind, and my iPod doesn't turn up loud enough to make it go away. Help!

Jim Dear Mother Nature: Thank you for the fact that it hasn't snowed since, like, March and that summer kicked off so early. That said, if you make me turn on my furnace before Labor Day I will Kick Your Ass.

Jim In scarlet nights I saw you So cruelly you kissed me Your lips and magic world Your sky all hung with jewels.

Jim For being a book on how to live your life, it imparts some interesting directives.

Jim Every time I see the "(insert name here) likes Please don't use foul language on FB, let's keep it clean" thing I want to curse a blue streak, but instead I'll keep it fuckin' clean.

Jim If there's bustle in you hedge row, don’t be alarmed now.

Jim My quest for White Castle being successful, I shall now wait for the after effects and realize why it's been at least 10 years since I had it last.

Jim Me Hungry. Kinda feel like White Castle, but there isn't one close. :(.